You Know You’re Obsessed With Twilight…

As the movie Breaking Dawn is set to hit theatres sometime soon and as a big supporter of twilight and its help in the rising number of teen literacy I found this list of how to know when you are a little bit too obsessed with Twilight.
Enjoy!
You Know You’re Obsessed with Twilight When…
Your mom has to remind you that the book is fiction.
You compare every guy you meet to either Edward and/or Jacob and come to the conclusion that he’s never going to be them.
You know what the term “twilighter” means.
You randomly insert quotations from the novel into everyday speech.
ie:  Friend 1:  Hey is that a new perfume you’re wearing? It smells like peaches.
     You:  *sigh* It’s an off day when I don’t get somebody telling me how edible I smell.
     Friend 2: Fucking Freak!
You are planning on filling your new iPod with the playlists on StephenieMeyer.com, Debussy, and Linkin Park.
You want to break Jacob Black’s jaw.
When your friend’s sister bought the book because it “sounded interesting”, has had it for well over a year, hasn’t read it yet and you’re planning on stealing her copy because it’s too good to gather dust.
You keep trying to convince your friends that they HAVE to read these books although you know they won’t…you keep trying.
You’re driving your friend crazy by asking her where she is in the book when she’s had it for two weeks and she’s not done yet (trust me, she gets mad)
You get depressed when you think that if Twilight were real, you would just be another Jessica to Edward.
You get uber-mad at your mom when she reads Twilight and New Moon and says that they were fine but “just for teenage girls.” Helloo. Everyone should read them! Including guys- they can take a lesson from Edward.
You get so excited when you see somebody else reading it, you have to talk to them even if you don’t know them.
Almost every conversation you have with your friends leads back to the ever lasting Edward vs Jacob debate.
Your friend finally decided to read it, just so she could keep up with the conversations.
Your favorite font on your computer is Edwardian Script.
You ask your boyfriend to dye his hair “bronze.”
Wow there’s like 400 of these found on the web! LOL some of them are downright funny. Click HERE to read more
Happy Reading!!!