Wednesday, March 23, 2011

The Can't Wait To Wake Up So I Can Read Some More Story.


Bedtime Story


Author:
Robert J Wiersema
Publisher:
 Random House Canada (2010)
Number of pages:
496
Review: "Turning to the first chapter, I couldn’t help myself: with the first sentence it was like I was eleven years old again, reading in the apple tree or the hayloft at my grandparents’ place in Henderson." Parents will always see their children as their little boy or their little girl. It is a fact that neither you nor I can escape. Our parents until they die will view us as the little people they’ve birthed and raised. So when I was browsing the shelves of the library and happened to stumble upon a novel called Bedtime Story it caught my interest. When I started to read the synopsis I was hooked, no doubt about it. Not only was this novel going to remind me about my parents and their unrelenting love of reading to their children, but I love novels with two separate plots written in one book, it’s like a bonus: two stories in one. So of course I jumped at the opportunity to read Bedtime Story and I must say Mr Wiersema would have made my father proud.

Christopher Knox began his writing career with a bang. He had a hit novel, a popular column, and the ambition to be the best writer in his generation. 10 years later he finds himself living above the garage of his home, estranged from his wife and still trying to write his second novel. The only thing that keeps him sane is his daily routines, one of which involves reading his young son a bedtime story every night. When David’s 11th birthday rolls around, Christopher presents him with a novel written by one of his favourite authors from his childhood called To the Four Directions. At first the novel was discarded by David but soon he becomes so enthralled in the novel he cannot distract himself away from it until one day David has a massive seizure and falls into a catatonic state. At first devastated Christopher tries to make sense of the seizures that usually fall around the time he would read a bedtime story to David. When Christopher falls into his story routine at the hospital David’s seizures rapidly decrease yet he still remains catatonic. Christopher realizes that the novel is somehow connected to David’s inability to snap out of his coma and sets on a mission to find out what is happening to his son, all the while he is unaware that his son is trapped within the pages of the novel, trying desperately to stay alive, and find his way back to consciousness.

I absolutely adored this novel, I couldn’t put it down.  I was David; trapped within the words of Wiersema (I didn’t get a seizure thankfully). This novel, right from the very first sentence, captures your whole attention and sends the reader on an adventure of mystery, action and suspense. It also shows the true love a parent can have for their child. Where David’s mother tries desperately to come to terms with the fact that her son may never get out of his catatonic state, his father tries desperately to find a solution using theory, magic and psychics. There is a story in here that will appeal to both children and adults.  There’s David’s narration of his quest to find the healing stone that will appeal to a young adult reader while Christopher’s quest to find a cure for his son will surly capture the attention of the adult reader. And, while these days with television and the internet, it sure is nice to read a novel that advocates the joys and pleasures of reading, especially among young males. I honestly hope that our generation and the generations to come will fall in love with reading again, especially boys. There is so much joy to be had being captured for a few hours by a book. Anyway I do hope you all will get a chance to read this one. It really is worth a look.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The Goddess of Annoyance.


The Goddess of the Sea

Author: PC Cast
Publisher: Berkley (2003)
Number of Pages: 368
Review: “I will wait for you for an eternity.” How long will you wait? “For an eternity.” Wait, how long again? “A @&*%!$^ ETERNITY!!!”  I love romance novels. They’re what I pick up for a quick read, or if I feel lonely, or bored or just want something entertaining for a few hours. Romantic novels usually put me in a good mood and I feel happy or excited, or gushy, however this was not the case with PC Cast’s Goddess of the Sea.

Christina Canady aka CC is alone and drunk on her 25th birthday so she decides to celebrate by casting a circle and summoning the powers of ancient goddesses to ignite some magic into her life. What she doesn’t expect to happen is for her Airplane to crash while being transported to the Middle East for duty, and she certainly didn’t expect to be turned into a mermaid which is exactly what happened. After finding out that she’s switched bodies with a mermaid and that the mermaid, whose body now belonged to her, has an evil step brother out to conquer her and marry her, she seeks the help of the goddess Gaea. Gaea then gives her the ability to stay human for 3 days and every third day she must return to water so that she can transform into her mermaid self.  Once the sun rises she’ll be given another three days to stay human. Her task is to find a human to fall in love with her and then she’ll be able to remain human forever. The only problem is, the goddess has taken a modern woman and dumped her in the middle ages. Not only will finding a man be difficult for her and her modern ideals but there’s a mistrusting priest out to sabotage her every move, a daft and sexist knight who lacks potential as a permanent mate, and a mysterious young merman lurking in the shadows who promises to love her and wait for her for an eternity. Torn between her need to be human and her love for the sea (and its creatures) CC must risk everything to save herself and those she loves from her evil step brother, the sneaky priest and ultimate doom.

I really wanted to like this novel. I actually enjoyed the beginning of it a lot. CC came off as an independent strong likable character. She knew who she was and wasn’t one to be pushed around. Even with such strong attributes she wasn’t able to stay likable in my mind. What came off as strengths soon turned into annoyance, many times the dialogue between her and her Goddess Mother was strained, predictable and annoying.

I also didn’t like the way men were portrayed in this novel. Sure sometimes man can be barbaric but when every male character in the novel (be they men from the past or present) are no more evolved than chimpanzees that becomes a problem for me relating to the story. I am a feminist but in no way do I like to read material that makes men out to be boorish buffoons.

The plot was also redundant and forgettable as well as the horrible writing. Of course this is a PC Cast novel and she isn’t exactly known for quality writing, however before trying to read the House of Night series, I wanted to dip my tresses into the pool that is PC Cast and came out thoroughly cold and disturbed. If the House of Night series is anything like this novel I don’t think I’ll be able to finish it. So if any of you are avid fans of PC Cast please let me know if her writing is actually worth the effort and that perhaps this one novel might have been the anomaly in the collection. Thanks in advance.

Happy Reading!!!