Top Twenty Favorite Words (Not in the Dictionary)

I am in search of a new Dictionary. Now I know you all might be thinking, why even bother buying a dictionary when all the words and their definitions are pretty much available on practically a billion websites? Well, I find that a paperback dictionary is a lot more practical for me to use because I am not always beside a computer (or a phone for that matter) while I read and my old dictionary is always available at hand for my use while I'm in my room which is where I do most of my reading anyway, plus computer screens hurt my eyes a lot, and I tend to get distracted. I might tell myself I'm going to search up this new word I had no idea existed but 2 hours later I'll find myself on ebay bidding on a candy wrapper from 1922 and I still wouldn't have any idea what  schadenfreude means. (Schadenfreude: pleasure derived from another's misfortune.)

Well in my quest for a new dictionary I've been thinking about words that are not listed in the dictionary (yet) but that are often used incessantly like derp or cinephile and thus led me to a list of my 20 favourite non-dictionous words that I decided to share with you all.

1. fugly: something that is f**king ugly
2. ginormous: bigger than gigantic and bigger than enormous
3. aight: a lethargic way of saying alright
4. confuzzled: confused and puzzled at the same time
5. woot: an exclamation of joy or excitement
6. swagger: used to describe a person possessing a sense of style, sophistication and confidence about how they present themselves to the world
7. chillax: chill out/relax, hang out with friends
8. cognitive displaysia: the feeling you have before you even leave the house that you are going to forget something and not remember it until you're on the highway
9. gription: the purchase gained by friction
10. moobs: man boobs
11. urkin: when various sports programs decide to play commercial breaks at the same time as the other networks thus leaving viewers unable to switch games during commercial
12. phat: pretty hot and tempting
13. phonecrastinate: to put off answering the phone until caller ID displays the incoming name and number
14. bogo: buy one get one...
15. slickery: having a surface that is wet and icy
16. guido: a sad excuse of a man
17. quisling: to convince yourself that you are a zombie (one of the walking dead)
18. knackered: to be exhausted
19. snirt: snow that is dirty, often seen by the side of roads and parking lots that have been plowed
20. lingweenie: a person incapable of producing neologisms

How cool is this list people? Let us hope that a few of them will end up in the dictionary soon.